Moderately Ridiculous
This is my life.
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Keeping the Home Safe from Zombies...
Ross: sorry if i kept you up.
Me: oh no i was fine up until i woke myself up at 2am with a zombie nightmare....
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A Simple Request...
‘Since I just let you hit me in the face with string cheese can you please not do anything else weird for at least a little...
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Gotta Catch 'Em All...
Me: He was sweet little Brobasaur and then he seemed to evolve overnight into like… Doucheasaur…
Ru: That is Brobasaur’s...
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That's What She Said...
‘I can’t believe I just fit that whole thing in my mouth. I’m impressed.’ - Joe (while consuming a blueberry muffin)
Victoria: I just found a recipe for buffalo goat cheese balls on Pinterest. Holy Jesus.
Alison: OMG, let’s do that. Wait… what’s a buffalo goat?
::pause::
Alison: OH! Buffalo FLAVOR. That makes more sense. I was like, where does buffalo goat cheese come from? Buffalo goats, obviously.
